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2006/09/03 c*nts are still running the world - the welcome return of jarvis cocker :-DWell did you hear, there’s a natural order. Those most deserving will end up with the most. That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top, Well I say: Shit floats. If you thought things had changed, Friend you’d better think again, Bluntly put in the fewest of words, Cunts are still running the world, Cunts are still running the world. Now the working classes are obsolete, They are surplus to societies needs, So let ‘em all kill each other, And get it made overseas. That’s the word don’t you know, From the guys thats running the show, Lets be perfectly clear boys and girls, Cunts are still running the world, Cunts are still running the world. Oh feed your children on Cray fish and Lobster tails, Find a school near the top of the league, In theory I respect your right to exist, I will kill ya if you move in next to me, Ah it stinks, it sucks, it’s anthropologically unjust, But the takings are up by a third, Oh So Cunts are still running the world, Cunts are still running the world. Your free market is perfectly natural, Or do you think that I’m some kind of dummy, It’s the ideal way to order the world, Fuck the morals, does it make any money? And if you don’t like it? Then leave. Or use your right to protest on the street, Yeah, use your rights but don’t imagine that it’s heard, Oh no no, Cunts are still running the world, Cunts are still running the world 2006/07/14 everything - cos i love it!!I can be an asshole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it’s going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you’ve never met anyone who is as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woman you've ever met. I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected. I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen And you've never met anyone Who's as positive as I am sometimes. You see everything, you see every part You see all my light and you love my dark You dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can’t relate And you’re still here I blame everyone else, not my own partaking My passive-aggressiveness can be devastating I'm terrified and mistrusting And you’ve never met anyone as, As closed down as I am sometimes. You see everything, you see every part You see all my light and you love my dark You dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can’t relate And you’re still here What I resist, persists, and speaks louder than I know What I resist, you love, no matter how low or high I go I'm the funniest woman you've ever known. I am the dullest woman you've ever known. I'm the most gorgeous woman you've ever known And you've never met anyone as, as everything as I am sometimes. You see everything, you see every part You see all my light and you love my dark You dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can’t relate And you’re still here And you’re still here And you're still here... 2006/06/23 bicycleOut for the night, she’s dressed to the nines Boozed up on spirits and cheap, foreign wines. She’s out on the pull; got something to prove; Hoping for stares as she shows off her moves Her standards are shoddy, so score rate is high Wanting attention from any old guy; Groping her ass, and trampling her feet No conversation, or name when they meet. In her short skirt and heels, make-up on thick. She runs to the toilet, about to be sick.
Now, crippled by heels that are crazily high, Staggering home with some other guy, Travelling back in a battered old Ford: The night’s a success: she’s drunk and she’s scored. Late night kebab and a stranger’s bed, A heap of clothes she’s already shed. Too drunk to remember a thing in the morning, The pain in her head won’t serve as much warning. Hangovers are all just part of the fun Comparing with mates to see how much they’ve done
A cry for attention, of low self-esteem One day, I’m sure, she will run out of steam But for now, say the people outside, She’s the town bicycle – everyone’s had a ride!
written by me, so no thieving you plagiarists!!
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2006/05/24 You've gotta take that risk or you'll blink and you've missed it
2006/05/16 Happiness is an unexpected hugHugging is good medicine. It transfers energy, and gives the person hugged an emotional boost. You need four hugs a day for survival, eight for maintenance, and twelve for growth. A hug makes you feel good. The skin is the largest organ we have and it needs a great deal of care. A hug can cover a lot of skin and gives the message that you care. It is also a form of communication. It can say things you don't have words for. The nicest thing about a hug is that you usually can't give one without getting one.
"Hugging is healthy: it helps the body's immunity system, it keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it's invigorating, it's rejuvenating, it has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug. Hugging is all natural: it is organic, naturally sweet, it has no pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial ingredients, and is 100% wholesome. Hugging is practically perfect: there are no movable parts, no batteries to replace, no periodic check-ups, has low energy consumption, high energy yield, is inflation-proof, non-fattening, has no monthly payments, no insurance requirements, is theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting, and is, of course, fully refundable."
"How important are hugging and physical and emotional contact for people affected by life - threatening illnesses? In my work, I have found that people who receive nurturing maintain a better outlook on their situation -- and historically, positive attitude is an important factor in long-term survival. Hugging and physical contact make a difference in a person's frame of mind, and may help their medical condition. Best of all, hugging has no side effects and does not require a trip to the doctor. "I recommend at least one hug a day."
Hugs are not only nice they are needed... Hugs can relieve pain and depression.. make the healthier happier, and the most secure even more so.. Hugging feels good and overcomes fear... It provides stretching exercise to short people and stooping exercise to tall people... Hugging does not upset the environment.. It saves heat and energy... requires no special equipment.. Hugging makes happy days happier and impossible days possible.
share the love, guys!! xOxOxOxOxOxOxOxOxOx
"Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Taylor
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2006/05/05 i need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer...what's going on with the weather?!?!
 sunshine?! warmth?!??! wow! i'd almost forgotten what those were! gorgeous tho. took the time yesterday to enjoy it with a random drive around the countryside. shades on.  windows down. music loud. awesome! head completely empty of thoughts, no over-thinking and stressing about this, that, and the other for a change. just me, my little car, and the road    and only 10 days left of school!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they're not even full and proper days, most of them!! that feels so good. then i never have to see some of those mo fo's ever again, and that can only be a good thing, in my eyes anyway! i've now applied for accomodation at newcastle too and it seems a little more real. can't wait. i know some people are scared, but it's all a big adventure, and
 a change will do you good it's gonna be awesome! i saw monkeys again last tuesday!! awesome!! waaaaaaaaay better than in sheffield, and i got alex turner's plectrum!! woooooo! lol!! and reverend and the makers - awesome. little flames - not so awesome tbh. never mind! the others made up for it!! got the piccies back and they're not fab, but i was there and it was ace! and we got on the barrie! well done vics for spotting the back entrance, which turned out to be the main entrance which no one else knew about!! hehehehe!!! next gig - goo goo dolls (woooo!), then hpefully maximo park (3rd time!!!!!
) and we are scientists in october. yey!!! well, it's a friday morning, i shouldnt be awake yet, but i am, so after wasting a few minutes with this, i'm now gonna vanish for a shower methinks. BBQ tonight. wooo!!
well, ttfn! lol
have a good day everyone
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2006/04/14 ooooh, confusion... confusion reigns over me...
dilemma... do i, don't i? i want to, but am i brave enough? i think it'd be worth it, i'm almost sure, so very close, but then there's the doubts again. wish they'd go away, let my mind sort itself out, make things clear. ffs, this is stupid. it should have been so simple, then it got complicated. and now what? i try and it doesn't work, cos i am trying. i really am. what more can i do? i don't know. running, chasing... no rewards? like i said, i don't know.
"Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Taylor
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2006/03/13 i know i've made mistakes, but never make them more than twice!! lolladies and gentlemen, i am pleased to announce the long-awaited return of....(da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaa!) me!!!! (round of applause, please!)
well, it's been a little while (dont know how long, but i'm sure you've all missed me!! if not get out!! how dare you waste my time in this inconsiderate manner?!?!!?!?). speaking of people who waste my time... if you're in the same club as me, and you never say a word to me at school or anywhere else, dont waste my time with your plastic, two-faced "HI!!"s in some lame attempt to make yourselves look popular in front of a bunch of complete strangers. it's sad, it's pathetic, and i have no intention of wasting my breath and dancing time on ho's like you. thank you for your compliance
 so... updates.... well, today i am ill (btw this is not going to be in anything like chronological order, just the random musings of little me!). i think i may have tonsilitus (cry!) cos my throat is uberly-scratchified and nasty. i also have a runny snotty nose and stomach cramps. not a pleasant combination. grrr stupid menstrual cycle! (claira i'm blaming you for this excessive sharing btw!! lol!!)
claira's one of my new spiders buddies!! woo!!! me, her, amy and young mr wiggy have now had 2 marvellous nights out and i hope these are going to continue cos they always put the big cheshire cat grin back on my face!
 they played maximo park on saturday!! OMG!!! and supergrass, and elastica, and alanis morisete, and fall out boy!! was an entire night of music i love!! i apologise to anyone (important; not you 2-faced plastics!) who saw me in my manic dancing state. i only had 2 drinks and felt wasted, woo adrenalin!! hehe!! awesome night tho! bring on the next one!!in other news i'm on a diet! havnt had a bar of chocolate, bag of crisps, or anything pastrified in 7 weeks and have lost 9 or 10 lbs. dietician was really pleased and i've beaten targets set so wuppa!! i win!!! am pretty much living on fruit and veg but it tastes scrummy so its all good! need to increase the excercise thing but havnt got a lot of time atm due to excessive amounts of coursework. thats the next thing to do when i get the time. quite fancy kick-boxing (you guys will be so pleased to hear that! hehe!) and joining a gym too. the diet thing's working tho so i'm happy!!
right... what else...? oh yeah, exam results last thursday. all good enough and i'm back on track to get into uni. wuppa! AS grades are now AAB instead of former ABD and i need hardly anything in my last business exam to get an A for A2. yey!!! only got 5 exams in june now which is nice, much less to worry and stress about now i've got rid of the threat of re-sits. saves the bank balance a little bit too!! woo!! hehe! need all the money i can get atm with all these march and april bdays, plus prom stuff to pay for. am getting a gorgeous dress made - very sexay!! lol! costing quite a lot but it'll fit like a glove and be well worth it! none of you have ever seen me in a dress - consider yourselves duly warned!! lol!
and now i have a dilemma on my hands... well, i've got a few actually lol! but, not knowing who, if anyone, actually reads this, i wont go into details! hehe! needless to say, i will probably find a solution. whether it will be the right one i dont know, but i'll do my best!!
anyway, i'm kernackered! and i've written enough of this stuff. a lot of time has passed and documenting the whole lot requires far too much memory use!
nighty night darlings!!!
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2006/02/10 my body is your body, i won't tell anybody; if you want to use my body, go for ityo mo fo's!!
long time since i've actually written anything for myself on here so here's the long awaited return of me!!
well, cant remember what i last wrote about so i'll just do a recent events update. i'm back playing badminton after my broken wrist finally ixed itself (jeez! took long enough!!) and it's a lot better, some new people, one in particular
 , making it a lot more interesting and i'm enjoying it again, even tho i've managed to pull muscles every time i've played since i went back! OW!!! lol! good fun tho also went to sheffield for the NME tour which was awesome. mystery jets were shite and the bass was WAY too loud! (especialy since i was on the barrier and literally about a foot maybe foot and a half from 6 bass speakers. my ears have only just stopped ringing and it was mighty painful at the time!! we are scientists were really good, gotta get that albumn lol! and maximo park were immense. second time i've seen them and i still cant believe how good they are live!! woooooooooo!! arctic monkeys were ok but alex turner seemed really arrogant. i think it was a bit of an anti-climax for them coming home but there you go. maximo were pretty hard to follow if you ask me (not that i'm remotely obsessed or anything!! hehe!) managed to get lost in sheffield once again but somehow managed to end up on the right road thank god! otherwise i dont think we'd have got there in time and if we had we'd have been at the end of that bloody queue instead of near enough to the front to get on the barrier. driving home was odd, ringing ears so totally couldnt hear properly, and i hate motorways in the middle of the night, so empty and boring! YAWN!!
 but was home by 10 to 1 which was pretty good timing, then woke up WAY to early on wednesday and spent the day yawning and not being able to hear much at all!!in other news (lol) i'm getting my prom dress made!!! wooooooooo!! it's gonna cost a bomb but the fabric's gorge and i thikn the dress is too! can't wait!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
well, i should be getting on with other things. can't sit on my arse at home all day!! well, i could, but i wont!
bye for now darlings!!!
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2006/02/01 his way or no way; totalitarian........ until i get involved and disrupt his perfect little world! :-Dwith thanks to claira, wuv oooo!!! For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…
TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSEA new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)
Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important
Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II
Course Electives: EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear” ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal Illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
Send this to all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up their day!!…. and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy xXxXxxXxXxhardy the hug whore returns let me know where you are - click below! l l \/
2006/01/27 just what i need when i've just started a new diet!! lolHEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Whoo what a ride". xXxXxxXxXxhardy the hug whore returns let me know where you are - click below! l l \/
2006/01/23 a proper love balladA proper love ballad - Bill Bailey
I was alone my heart was cold it was a stone, my soul was lonely like a stone - there was no moss. And when I danced I danced alone but then I did not dance because I was alone. So I did not dance. I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples who would mock me with their merry laughter – “ha-ha-ha”. The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world was the rusty hammer of my heart nailing at the hatred in my soul. But then you came, and my life was turned upside down. You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen. Like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily, but I had previously thought was rubbish. Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama where Mr. Duck’s embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing (quack quack quack quack quack). AND THEN YOU LEFT! And I have died a thousand deaths and I will die a thousand more! I thought you were an angel - you turned out to be a whore! And everything has turned to dust! Everything is infected with the plague! Why did you have to sleep with Craig? "Oh he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo." Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you! The snow flake on the eye of the dear has turned to puss that oozes from an open wound. The deer now blind it stumbles into a ravine. The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies. The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarettes a day, and coughs away his life in the cold neon research lab of your betrayal. Of your betrayal...(fade) hehehehehe!! xXxXxxXxXxhardy the hug whore returns let me know where you are - click below! l l \/
2006/01/21 eyes of a strangerQueen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?" "Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are. 2006/01/20 stupid question, clever answersBOY : May I hold your hand?
everyone loves a smartarse, right??!
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2006/01/19 hehehe!!An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices
something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint being funny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it?" So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one wit the R on it is for me roight foot and the one wit the L is for me Left foot" Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl, "So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them. Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher." An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
How many children?" asks the council worker. 10" replies the Essex girl 10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" Doesn't that get confusing?" Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames" news just in
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2006/01/16 dreaming my dreams of youbonjour! its been a little while since the last update and today i have no revision to do so here goes another few minutes of time wasting! so... last week i only had 2 lessons due to the brilliance of study leave. nasty exams did bring down the mood a little bit but twasn't too bad (altho 3 hours of history essays was mightily painful! my poor arm!!! bless me!) so yeah, just friday afternoon of lessons, followed by ace night out with a bunch of my favourite people. was a great night and i may have got slightly hyper but hey, that saved on the alcohol!! (mmmmm cocktails! was at work all day saturday then went out to spiders - another really good night which was ace cos hadnt been out properly in AGES!!! apparently i'm a "really good dancer" - thank you! lol!!! not sure how many would agree but i will choose to cos my ego likes to hear that kind of thing! hehe. got home about 3.15 and only got about 4 hours sleep before work on sunday so was ABSOLUTELY KNACKERED!! my legs and feet hurt so much i could hardly stand up lol! yowch! ah well, i survived! so today i have done next to nothing at school and am now at home. think i might have a nap cos i'm still shattered after saturday night! ah, the comfiness of the sofa! anyway, thats it for now, bored already!! a bientot!!  xXxXx xXxXx hardy the hug whore returns let me know where you are - click below! l l \/
2006/01/11 i don't see myself when i look in the mirror, i see who i should be; i don't see myself when i look in your eyes... thank god for thatwhy English is so hard to learn... 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? There is no egg in eggplant neither ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Why can carburetors carb, but pistons can't . . . . . . , well you know what I'm trying to say!
Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when lights are out, they are invisible xXxXxXxXx
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Lost in time I can’t count the words I said when I thought they went unheard All of those harsh thoughts so unkind ’cos I wanted you And now I sit here I’m all alone So here sits a bloody mess, tears fly home A circle of angels, deep in war ’cos I wanted you Weak as I am, no tears for you Weak as I am, no tears for you Deep as I am, I’m no ones fool Weak as I am So what am I now? I’m love's last home I’m all of the soft words I once owned If I opened my heart, there’d be no space for air ’cos I wanted you Weak as I am, no tears for you Weak as I am, no tears for you Deep as I am, I’m no ones fool Weak as I am In this tainted soul In this weak young heart Am I too much for you? In this tainted soul In this weak young heart Am I too much for you? In this tainted soul In this weak young heart Am I too much for you? Weak as I am Weak as I am Weak as I am Weak as I am, am, am Weak as I am Am I to much for you? Weak as I am Am I to much for you? Weak as I am Am I to much for you? Weak as I am Am I to much for you? Weak as I am 2006/01/01 watch out, you're entering the danger zone, we might start something that's emotionalHAPPY NEW YEAR!!
hope everyone had a good night and isnt suffering too much this morning! despite everything i had said, and the dodgy condition of my infected eyes (euw!!!) i got dragged out at the last minute but i'm quite glad, it was nice to spend some time with some friends i hardly see, although i missed the others too. love you guys!!!!
so, here's hoping the new year's a good one. i know some of you are dreading it, but there'll always be friends with shoulders for you to lean on and to lend a helping hand wherever they can.
 well, back to revision!
 my head hurts just at the thought of it!!à bientôt!
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hardy the hug whore returns let me know where you are - click below! l l \/ Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart; if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides who it likes and who it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own. When you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger. Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had. 2005/12/30 if you're gonna talk about the things i need, then you're gonna have to find out what they areyawn yawn yawn! holidays are so boring!! made even worse by revision driving you INSANE!!
 i'm losing my mind! and this damned snow and absence of car anyway means i'm stuck at home and we go back to the hell that is 6th form in less than 5 days! i have one lesson to drag myself to in the morning, then back home again. my car better be fixed by then!!!so, christmas is all over and done with, anybody get anything unusual/interesting/exciting/different? any crazy tales to tell which will be repeated for generations to come??! amuse me!!
anyway, back to work i guess. j''ai ne rien pour écrive. je suis desolée mes amis.
bises!
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hardy the hug whore returns let me know where you are - click below! l l \/ 2005/12/23 through the tears of madnessthe last time novice This isn't fair you said that everything went wrong 2005/12/21 it's a lie, a kiss with open eyes, and she's not breathing now, anything but bother me....some wacky festive facts to astound and amaze you (maybe!!)... it's illegal to eat mince pies - they were banned by Oliver Cromwell in the C17th and the law has never been repealed. it's illegal to play football on Christmas Day - Henry VIII banned all sports on December 25th, apart from archery. the law was never enforced though. a law passed in 1551 states that people must walk to Christmas Day Mass - no cars for you religious types if you want to stick to the law! tradition says that putting up decorations before Christmas Eve attracts evil spirits - not looking good for you November decorators is it!?!? that'll teach you!! in the UK more than 1.8 billion Christmas cards are sent each year, requiring 200,000 trees to be cut down - you bastards!!!! i knew there was a reason i didn't bother with cards!!
anyway, hope those have brought some important issues to your attention, i'd hate for any of you to face arrest for committing a crime you didnt know about!! happy holidays! http://panlogic.pantrack.co.uk/snow_splat/ xXxXxXxXxXxXx 2005/12/18 we knew each other once, this can't be what you want, but you didn't have to demolish meit's my party and i'll cry if i want to!! thanks for that. apart from the inevitable dramatics and tears twas a good night. thanks to all you lovely people who were happy to give out birthday hugs and kisses. i love you guys!!! lol! wish i'd stayed a bit longer, the night was just getting really good! never mind tho, i'd have got even less sleep if i'd come home later so maybe it was a good thing. also i didnt have to watch anyone throwing up which i must say is a relief!!
so, the big 18. and no, it doesnt feel any different. just means i can now legally do what i've been doing for years anyway! charlene, you are the proud person who bought me my first legal drink! much appreciated my dear
although that double vodka earlier in the night was like poison!! yeuch!! lol!!thanks to you lovely people who turned up to see me today. was good to have a nice relaxing semi-doze in the pub! i'm so knackered!! i'll sleep like the dead tonight!! hehe!
well, i have nothing more to say. this is a very boring bloggy thing and for that i apologise! forgive me, i'm shattered!!
see you all soon!
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hardy the hug whore returns!!! and it's her birthday so be generous!!!!!! let me know where you are - click below! l l \/ 2005/12/12 picture me with you, but you couldn't do it, everything i said was true but i couldn't prove it, and i'll admit that there's a web, but it wasn't me who spun itmaximoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! omg best gig in the world ever!! hehe, cant believe i've left it this long before having a spazzy-fit on here about it!! wow it was ace!! and the support acts were pretty good too! sheffield is a properly confusing city tho. we got well and truly lost and i think we were uberly lucky to actually find the famous leadmill, all thanks to a queue of traffic and large neon signage! woo! so yeah, ace! i screamed myself hoarse and have now caught a nasty cold which has caused me to almost lose my voice for 4 days (so far) and i sound really gay and stupid. was working all weekend (busiest weekend in the year, stupid xmas market on a sunday with only me on the bloody till!!) and i think i served over 1000 cutomers over the 2 days, and took about £6000 which is pretty damned good! i should be working bloody commission, i'd be loaded!! luckily most of the customers were nice to me with my croaky half voice and didnt make life too hard for me. i was knackered tho!! phew!
so, as a result of nasty illnessness i had most of the day off school. went in to do gay history re-sit (another one tomorrow goddammit!) then came home. luckily my dad had the day off cos my stupid car has broken itself! *cries* what am i gonna do!?!!!?! this is awful!! i neeeeeeeeeeeed it!
  back to no car-ness. this is such a bugger! you just would NOT believe!!gerrrrrr, thats narked me off now, shouldnt have reminded myself about it
 so i'm going to go and try to happy myself up again. might have another nap and keep trying to sleep off this nastiness.hope everyone else is healthy and full of voice, i'll try not to contaminate you all when i make my big come-back!!!
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hardy the hug whore returns!!! let me know where you are - click below! l l \/ You've got to catch an early plane This room gets so cold in the winter My foot nearly brushes your leg I don't remember losing sight of your needs I am not an acrobat The sky is often used as a metaphor I don't remember losing sight of your needs I am not an acrobat I am not an acrobat 2005/12/06 i am not an acrobat, i cannot perform these tricks for youyo mo fo's!
long time no speak! well, for the moment i am back and blogging. what can i say, it's been a stressful couple of weeks! overworked, too much going on, messing with my head, screwing up my stomach, but hey, i'll survive, i have a nasty habit of doing that!!  never mind, i'm off to see maximo park tonight!! WUPPA!! me and the vickster take on sheffield! god knows i need a good night! sure it means i'm another day behind with hwk and other such rubbish, but i dont give a damn. they shouldnt be giving us this much work to do! do they not realise how much cswk and stuff i'm meant to be doing!? it's so damned inconsiderate!!!!!  so yeah, maximo park! yey! and it's only a week and a day since i went to feeder at donny dome! my little car's def coming in useful, although i'm shattered!so, what's going on as we move towards chrimbo? well... maximo park tonight, last badminton tomorrow (kinda early finish but i'm not complaining too much!!), pub on fri, maybe out sat and sun, see what people are doing. next tues 6th form partay, gay thing in pse on thurs, pub again firday, spiders saturday, MY BIRTHDAY sunday - day off work (paid wuppa!!), still be drunk on the monday probably, wednesday = last day of term, pub crawl!! wooooooo!! christ, xmas is actually kinda close!! buggery! better get shopping!!!! but at least i've now been paid so can hopefully afford to shop, just like i did yesterday. i got a hat!!!! it's ace!!
i think i may turn into an attention seeker... hmmm.... lolanyway, i'd best be buggering off! lil sis needs a lift to school! she'd best be paying! i ain't no freebie taxi service!!
well, that's it! bye!!!
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hardy the hug whore returns!!! let me know where you are - click below! l l \/ 2005/11/30 and your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night), and you're an explosion (you're dynamite) You are Kermit the Frog. You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally. FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!" FAVORITE MOVIE: "How Green Was My Mother" LAST BOOK READ: "Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the Internet" HOBBIES: Sitting in the swamp playing banjo. QUOTE: "Hmm, my banjo is wet." What Muppet are you? brought to you by Quizilla |
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